Where in the World is the Waggerbiter? Part 2

But first, what in the world is the waggerbiter? Simple; the waggerbiter is an inky-impish-penguin-like creature existent in a number of stories and thus able to cross dimensions and so forth, but-! We won’t bore you with the details. This is the story of the waggerbiter, Jaake Finch, and his travels across the world. Our world.

When we last saw our hero, he had just been kicked by an unruly camel, and before he could even come to understand what sort of creature had inflicted the blow, Jaake Finch landed on the peak of a large triangular structure amidst the sands .

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A portal opened, and the curious wanderer entered…

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Where in the World is the Waggerbiter?

 

But first, what in the world is the waggerbiter? Simple; the waggerbiter is an inky-impish-penguin-like creature existent in a number of stories and thus able to cross dimensions and so forth, but-! We won’t bore you with the details. This is the story of the waggerbiter, Jaake Finch, and his travels across the world. Our world.

When last we saw Jaake Finch, he was crashing in the waves. Jaake Finch later washed ashore, and meant to settle the little matter of a contest to see who could guess where he might appear next, but the idea of winners and losers prompted him to do some searching, and so he decided to forgo the contest and simply share his travels with the rest of the world.

These travels took him to an arid land of sand, heat, and more sand. “Someone dumped sand all over the place!” he remarked upon arrival, “and look! Someone dented that horse’s back!”

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Of course, being the intelligent impish creature that he is, the waggerbiter didn’t take long to realize this was a camel. He just needed the creature to kick him hard enough in the face, launching him through the air with a sickly cry of dismay and finally landing him atop a great pyramid, to really appreciate how healthy the animal was.

But upon landing, the waggerbiter discovered an opening in the sandstone bricks. He entered, and found a dark passage leading deeper into the shadows…

-to be continued.

Where In The World Is The Waggerbiter??? – Whiskers

We asked, and you answered! Following the clues left behind by the nomadic penguin-imp-creature-thing, we ventured to Athens, where we soon heard whispers on the streets. Some spoke of a ‘mysterious rogue from far away’ or ‘the fiendishly handsome man’ investigating the Acropolis.

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Where In The World Is The Waggerbiter??? – Philosophy

Or, what in the world is the waggerbiter? That much may never be known, but he is a roving creature, showing up nobody knows where next, and leaving just as soon as he appears. This absent and friendly fellow is a denizen of the Jollier Roger universe, however, and so it falls on us to share with you the postcards he sends from time to time.

This New Year’s Eve he found himself in the midst of much celebration.

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